
5 New Year’s Resolutions You’re Likely to Break, Ranked
Making a list, breaking it at least twice
Making a list, breaking it at least twice
‘I don’t want to open my eyes, just read the rankings to me out loud’
It’s the most garbageful time of the year!
Turns out Christmas spirits don’t have to taste like melted pudding!
Not just On The Border, but everywhere you look
We're gonna stick to online shopping this year...
There are levels to this, holmes
Wear these at the risk of a panicked beatdown
You already survived lockdown with your young’uns — embrace the terror!
Life is way too short to be drinking Bud Light
The sisters who’ve carried on the store their parents built, Cardenas Grocery, adapt and adapt in a community that often forgets them
Thoughts gone wild!
Cause of death: Not Covid-19 but something much stranger
It’s phallic gourd season, y’all!
Virtual parent-teacher conferences are gonna be tense!
Hooking up in the time of awkward green-screened GOP speeches
Let the others have a Crush on their Tropical Fantasy — real ones know the best fruit sodas out there
You sheeple shouldn’t believe anything you read in this post!
Don’t leave home without a huevo
That’s Hollywood, baby!
¡Ay, caramba!
There’s still hope for your leftover tacos