The 8 Best Flavors of Cheerios, Ranked
They’re not all cheery, yo
Food
5 Secret Starbucks Items We Dare You to Order, Ranked
We did it. Joe!
Gentrification Is a Five-Course Meal — and the Indigestion is Horrible
Hope you’ve got an appetite…
The 6 Best Waffle House Meals, Ranked
Wreak havoc on your arteries, 365 days a year
The 5 Best Store-Bought Frozen Pizzas, Ranked
Cowabunga, dude!
All 13 Girl Scout Cookies, Ranked
We all know the best one, but let’s do this anyway
5 Meme Stocks We’d Most Like to See, Ranked
This list does not constitute financial advice. Just wanted to make that clear.
5 Unhealthy Foods That Are Marketed as Healthy, Ranked
Eat your heart out
The 5 Meatless Burgers Least Likely to Offend Non-Vegetarians, Ranked
We’re not eating anything called Quorn, but we can make room on our plate for these
The 10 Best Fast Food Burgers, Ranked
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed bun…
7 Holiday Cocktails That Are Better Than Eggnog, Ranked
Turns out Christmas spirits don’t have to taste like melted pudding!
The Untimely Passing of the American Buffet
A lot of people hated them — but you can’t deny what they…
5 People Who Definitely Shouldn’t Get a Ben & Jerry’s Flavor, Ranked
Shout out to Kap, but not everyone needs an ice cream named after them!
The 9 Best La Croix Flavors, Ranked
Croix love, baby!
The 7 Least-Bad National Pizza Chain Restaurants, Ranked
As long as it doesn’t rhyme with ‘Sbarro,’ we’re good
5 Companies We’d Swear Are Black-Owned but Aren’t, Ranked
It’s hard to believe these brands are for us, but not by us
5 Best Mexican Chain Restaurants, Ranked
Not just On The Border, but everywhere you look
The 6 Most Annoying People You'll Encounter on Thanksgiving, Ranked
We know they're your family, but they sho' do work your nerves!
The Layers of a Turducken, Ranked
There are levels to this mystical Thanksgiving triple threat
The Cultural Anxiety of Office Potlucks
For Black employees, breaking bread with White co-workers can play up some insecurities
The 7 Best Hot Sauces You Can Get Anywhere, Ranked
Crack the bottle and twist the cap!
The 7 Best Fast Food Chicken Sandwiches, Ranked
Chain restaurants have never pandered so hard — or so deliciously
The 5 Best Types of Tex-Mex Restaurants, Ranked
There are levels to this, holmes
The 7 Real Candy Corn Flavors That Await You in Hell, Ranked
Happy Hallo-WTF?
7 Best Readily Available Mexican Beers, Ranked
Life is way too short to be drinking Bud Light
9 Least-Disgusting Types of Milk, Ranked
If you’re gonna down a glass of phlegm, at least drink a decent one
Changing Those Racist Food Logos Wasn’t As Urgent As Reported
It’s an embarrassment of riches in our new weekly roundup of the world’s most preventable disease!
The 9 Real Oreo Flavors That Await You in Hell, Ranked
Come get your man Nabisco, he’s whylin’
5 Other Celebrities Who Should Have Their Own McDonald’s Burger, Ranked
Travis Scott was only the beginning. It’s not flame broiled, but it’s lit!
10 Things You’re Most Likely to Buy From a Bodega, Ranked
Note: The cat is not for sale