My Childhood on Creepy Santa’s Lap
He was my version of clowns, a symbol of jolly that scared the hell out of me
Holidays
Santa Claus Can’t Be A Black American
Could a Black man break into houses in the middle of the night? Doubtful
How to Survive the First Meeting with Your Partner's Parents
‘Tis the season for not being awkward around your future in-laws, thanks to these five guidelines
A Survivor's Guide to Holiday Traditions and Traumas
Now might be a good time to tell your family to fuck off
The 7 Absolute Worst Ways to Celebrate Valentine's Day, Ranked
Cupid can't save you from yourself
8 Reasons The Grinch Was Right All Along, Ranked
Oh, the Who-Manity!
The 8 Worst Christmas Gifts You Could Ever Buy, Ranked
They say it's the thought that counts—but did you really think before buying these?
The Official Dad’s Sanity Guide for the Holidays
It's a stressful time, but you can do this
Here’s Your Official Guide to Acceptable Behavior During Labor Day Weekend
One of our least-defined national holidays should have rules and rituals. So we made some up.
Take Your Damn Christmas Tree Down in a Timely Manner
Yes, that was fun—but now you’re on deadline
The 12 Major Fall and Winter Holidays, Ranked
’Tis the season… for ranking the cold-weather holidays!
6 Holidays Black People Refuse to Celebrate, Ranked
Not even a day off work is worth commemorating these travesties
I Love Time Off, But This Holiday Break Hit Different
Being reunited with work has never felt so good
The 7 Unholiest Christmas Films (That You Should Definitely Watch), Ranked
These movies were definitely not born in a manger
6 Reasons Santa Claus Ain’t S**t, Ranked
Check this list twice if you need to, it won’t change the truth
7 Holiday Cocktails That Are Better Than Eggnog, Ranked
Turns out Christmas spirits don’t have to taste like melted pudding!
5 Things Your Kid Definitely Doesn’t Want for Christmas, Ranked
With holiday shopping season in full gear, you don’t want to fall for these non-wishlist traps
The Official Gift Guide for the Pandemic Relationship
Whether you’re long-term or still in the honeymoon phase, you might need some tips on how to get in your bag like Santa
Why Secret Santa Is Always a Ho-Ho-Horrorshow
Trading gifts with co-workers makes for some laughable moments
Free Booze Isn’t the Only Reason We’ll Miss Holiday Parties in 2020
’Tis the season for office shenanigans and spilled tea
The 5 Worst Black Friday Shoppers, Ranked
We're gonna stick to online shopping this year...
The 6 Best Blackety-Black-Black Ways to Celebrate Juneteenth, Ranked
Everyone might be getting the day off, but sometimes you gotta cling to what’s yours
Yes, Juneteenth Should Be a Work Holiday — But For the Right Reasons
A day off is great, but after…
The 6 Worst Cities to Spend Memorial Day Weekend, Ranked
Even if you could go anywhere you wanted, why would you choose any of these spots?
7 Non-National Holidays Black Folks Love to Celebrate, Ranked
Issa party, issa party, issa party!