The 7 Truly Scary Rooms You Won’t Find in 'Haunted Mansion', Ranked
Ghosts may scare kids, but adults are haunted by less spectral fears
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7 ‘The Bear’ Characters Who Should Have Their Own Cooking Show, Ranked
We've seen Carm's nightmarish cooking-show dream; what would others look like?
Should You, a Grown Man, Go See 'Barbie'?
We busted out a gigantic cardboard box and created a flowchart for all of you potential Kens out there
The 7 Most Essential Hot Dog Toppings, Ranked
It's National Hot Dog Day—don't let your glizzy go bareback
The 7 Most Useless Amazon Prime Day Products You'll Buy and Never Use, Ranked
But it was such a good deal!
7 More Appetizing Names for Cell-Cultivated Chicken, Ranked
Would you eat "lab-grown chicken"?
5 Cage Match Opponents We Actually Want to See Elon Musk Fight, Ranked
No one really wants to watch this man square up with The Zuck. Allow us to play fight promoter...
6 People Who Should Succeed Pat Sajak on 'Wheel of Fortune,' Ranked
Yeah, I'd like to solve the puzzle
Your Musty Ass Needs to Retire Natural Deodorant During the Summer Months
They're failing you—and the rest of us—and actually aren't even more healthy
The 8 Worst Travelers You'll Encounter While Flying, Ranked
These people are a trip
4 HBO Max Rebrands That Would Actually Make Sense, Ranked
If you're gonna pivot, make it count!
8 Rappers Who Would've Flopped Even Harder in 'White Men Can't Jump,' Ranked
Jack Harlow did his very best. These guys would've been worse.
The 6 Most Inappropriate Wu-Tang Clan Names For Your Baby, Ranked
Rihanna and A$AP Rocky get a pass—you don't
6 Things We Regret Buying at Bed Bath & Beyond, Ranked
R.I.P. 20%-off coupon, you were a real one
People Are Using ChatGPT to Write Wedding Vows Because Love Is Just a Simulation Anyway
Artificial intelligence removes the need to express how you feel or think on your most-important day. Finally!
6 Crimes Trump Won't Be Indicted For (But Totally Should!), Ranked
Payoffs to pornstars is a good gotcha, but these ill deeds were worse
Cup Noodles Debuts Its Least Appetizing Flavor Yet
Breakfast has just gotten a whole lot cheaper—and soggier
Is It Just Me or Is My Neighbor's Dog Racist?
Yes, you read that correctly. Who's NOT a good boy?!
Please Respect My Personal, Totally Reasonable Decision to Not Observe Daylight Saving Time This Year
It's going to be tricky and cost me some friends, but it's better than giving up a precious hour of life
We Found Ice Cube's Gratitude Journal Entries From "It Was a Good Day"
The Cali legend's classic was released as a single 30 years ago
All 9 J. Cole Album and Mixtape Covers, Ranked
Quite the Cole-ection here
Take Your Damn Christmas Tree Down in a Timely Manner
Yes, that was fun—but now you’re on deadline
The 10 Most Mouthwatering Thanksgiving Sides, Ranked
Please enjoy this list conceived specifically to start fights. You’re welcome, and bon appetit!
The 11 Most Edible Thanksgiving Meats, Ranked
Another year, another dry turkey
All 15 Drake Album and Mixtape Covers, Ranked
Which artwork is the best he ever had?
14 Samuel L. Jackson Characters Least Suitable for ‘Sesame Street,’ Ranked
The legendary actor recently pulled up on Big Bird’s block, which got us to thinking about which of his roles would be most inappropriate for the children’s TV show
7 Racial Draft Trades to Get Rid of Kanye West, Ranked
After last week's shenanigans, the Black Delegation is aggressively fielding offers
BREAKING: Sources Say Almond Milk Is Not Squeezed Out of the Peanut
Rick Ross has nothing to fear
11 Other Unreal and Absurd Messages (Probably) Sent By Adam Levine
The Maroon 5 singer's cheating scandal and alleged leaked DMs have gone viral. Can you imagine what other foolery is on his phone?
The 8 'Abbott Elementary' Characters Most Likely to Moonlight As a Rapper, Ranked
Who prayed for times like this to rhyme like this?