8 Hangover Cures That May or May Not Work, Ranked
‘I don’t want to open my eyes, just read the rankings to me out loud’
Humor
9 Things That You Forgot Happened in 2020, Ranked
What a glorious, innocent time it was
The 7 Unholiest Christmas Films (That You Should Definitely Watch), Ranked
These movies were definitely not born in a manger
The Gifts From “12 Days of Christmas,” Ranked
Timeless song, sure, but how do the offerings from said true love stack up?
6 Reasons Santa Claus Ain’t S**t, Ranked
Check this list twice if you need to, it won’t change the truth
5 Reasons Winter Reigns Supreme, Ranked
Just get with the cozy program, goddamnit
6 Reasons Winter Is Trash, Ranked
It’s the most garbageful time of the year!
The 10 Best ‘Just Rankin’ Sh!t’ Lists From 2020, Ranked
We made some lists, and here’s the order of the lists we’ve written…
The Only 5 Items Supreme Hasn’t Yet Branded, Ranked
The Chucky doll for sale today is the latest ridiculous merch drop from the streetwear brand. Here’s what they haven’t brought to life…
7 Holiday Cocktails That Are Better Than Eggnog, Ranked
Turns out Christmas spirits don’t have to taste like melted pudding!
5 Things Your Kid Definitely Doesn’t Want for Christmas, Ranked
With holiday shopping season in full gear, you don’t want to fall for these non-wishlist traps
6 Card Games Every Black Person Damn Well Better Know How to Play, Ranked
Deal or no deal?
5 People Who Definitely Shouldn’t Get a Ben & Jerry’s Flavor, Ranked
Shout out to Kap, but not everyone needs an ice cream named after them!
The 9 Best La Croix Flavors, Ranked
Croix love, baby!
5 Hip-Hop Beefs Not Even Verzuz Could Squash, Ranked
Not even Timbo and Swizz could call a truce between these pairs
The 7 Least-Bad National Pizza Chain Restaurants, Ranked
As long as it doesn’t rhyme with ‘Sbarro,’ we’re good
5 Companies We’d Swear Are Black-Owned but Aren’t, Ranked
It’s hard to believe these brands are for us, but not by us
5 More People Donald Trump Will Most Likely Pardon, Ranked
His days in the Oval Office are numbered — who else might the lame-duck president set free?
6 Hot Takes We Wish Barack Obama Had Included in His New Book, Ranked
Excerpts from A Promised Land have put the former president in the hot seat — just imagine if he let these opinions fly in his best-seller
The 6 Most Surprising Things You Might Find in Joe Biden’s Cabinet, Ranked
With all of this talk of adviser selections, we ponder what’s in the president-elect’s cupboard
5 Sporting Events Snoop Dogg Should Commentate Next, Ranked
After proving himself during Nate Robinson’s boxing match, it’s time for the rap legend to branch out
6 People Who Should Succeed Alex Trebek on ‘Jeopardy!’, Ranked
We’ll take ‘Get That Game Show Host Money’ for $1,000, please!
The 5 Worst Black Friday Shoppers, Ranked
We're gonna stick to online shopping this year...
The 6 Most Annoying People You'll Encounter on Thanksgiving, Ranked
We know they're your family, but they sho' do work your nerves!
The Hypocrisy of Dave Chappelle’s Power Play
He convinced Netflix to pull his old sketch show from…
The Layers of a Turducken, Ranked
There are levels to this mystical Thanksgiving triple threat
5 Reasons Thanksgiving Is a Trash Holiday, Ranked
Gratitude is great. All this other stuff? Not so much
The Curious Case of the Racist Science Professor Who Didn’t Believe in COVID
It’s an embarrassment of riches in our weekly roundup of the world’s most preventable disease!
The 9 Earwormiest ‘Animaniacs’ Songs, Ranked
The recently rebooted cartoon classic had slaps!
5 Twitter Features We Actually Want, Ranked
Act like you know, Jack!