8 Fictional Chickens That Are Probably Delicious, Ranked
Today is National Poultry Day — you know the vibes!
Rank'd
You crank 'em, we rank 'em.
6 Members of the Justice League Who Are Most Likely Republican, Ranked
More like the Snyder Tax Cut (For the Wealthy), are we right?
The 6 Best Ways to Cook Eggs, Ranked
Yolk’s on you!
The 8 Greatest Mathematical Signs, Ranked
Or at least the ones we remember from pre-calculus
5 Reasons Daylight Saving Time Is B.S., Ranked
Whose bright idea was this, anyway?
The 5 Best ‘Moneybagg Joe’ Memes, Ranked
🎶 That stimmy he just put out he coulda kept… 🎶
Every ‘Toy Story’ Film, Ranked
To number one — and beyond!
The 5 Greatest Nacho Toppings, Ranked
Some deep musings on a Mexican staple
Every ‘House Party’ Film, Ranked
Do the funky Charleston!
The 6 Seasons of ‘The Sopranos’, Ranked
‘All due respect, you got no f****in’ idea what it’s like to be #1'
The 5 Wildest Details From Meghan and Harry’s Oprah Interview, Ranked
Has anyone checked on the Palace?
The 5 Most Perplexing Examples of the Mandela Effect, Ranked
Grab your tin foil hats!
The 9 Most Realistic ‘Black Mirror’ Episodes, Ranked
One foot in reality, the other foot jammed deep in your saddened soul
The 5 ‘Rugrats’ Characters Who Most Likely Grew Up to Be Racist, Ranked
From babies to bigots!
The 8 Best Flavors of Cheerios, Ranked
They’re not all cheery, yo
4 Dr. Seuss Books We’d Love to Read in 2021, Ranked
Pour a little out for the diggy-diggy-Doc, y’all
The 8 Best ‘Rocky’ (and ‘Creed’) Movies, Ranked
Yo, Adrian, they can’t all be champs!
The 5 Most Inept Fictional Drug Kingpins, Ranked
These upward-failing crime bosses should’ve been canned a long time ago
5 Secret Starbucks Items We Dare You to Order, Ranked
We did it. Joe!
The 10 Most Memorable NPR Tiny Desk Concerts, Ranked
All hail the only office we miss
Dwayne Johnson’s 5 Best Film Roles, Ranked
Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?
5 Answers We Demand From ‘Wandavision’ Immediately
What the hell is happening in Westview, anyway?
Kenan Thompson’s 5 Best Recurring ‘SNL’ Roles, Ranked
His new sitcom is fine, but ‘Saturday Night Live’ without him would be doomed. Doomed!
The 6 Most Beloved Black Bostonians, Ranked
The city is home to more than just beans and bigotry!
5 Student Loan Forgiveness Plans President Biden Might Actually Consider, Ranked
We are once again asking for some damn relief!
The 5 Worst Patois We Can’t Unhear, Ranked
Cease and seckle, people
6 Holidays Black People Refuse to Celebrate, Ranked
Not even a day off work is worth commemorating these travesties
6 U.S. Presidents You Most Likely Didn’t Know Were Black, Ranked
We’ll take ‘Untold American History’ for $500, Alex
6 Other Things Justin Timberlake Should Apologize for, Ranked
We can forgive his awkward dancing, but J.T. should keep the remorse train rolling
The 5 Valentine’s Day Gifts Most Likely to Start a Fight, Ranked
Return to sender