The 10 Least Inspiring Corporate Responses to Police Brutality and Systemic Racism, Ranked

10. “Star Wars”

https://twitter.com/starwars/status/1267224639706550273

Stand with. Stand against. Speak out. Y’all sound like hall monitors. Watch your man John Boyega, he’ll show you how it’s done.

9. Adidas

White supremacy is over, everyone — this weird red line came out of nowhere and took care of it!

8. Hulu

https://twitter.com/hulu/status/1266913549512658946

The streaming platform won an Emmy off The Handmaid’s Tale — a story quite literally about systematic oppression — and this is the best they could come up with? Can’t believe we’re saying this, but Quibi is looking pretty good right about now.

7. Oculus

https://twitter.com/MetaQuestVR/status/1267613219708743680

Guess it’s fitting that Facebook’s VR company would be so good at saying virtually nothing at all.

6. Boston Bruins

https://twitter.com/NHLBruins/status/1267846754386481152

This is some big “White co-worker with no Black friends” energy right here, folks. Which is to be expected, we guess, from a hockey team based in Boston.

5. Under Armour

“We stand for equality” is the absolute grammatically least you could do to form a complete sentence.

4. Wendy’s

https://twitter.com/Wendys/status/1268325890037030912

Popeyes had the good sense to delete their “nothing without Black lives” tweet. Wendy’s… did not. Not to mention that “blatant racism” is a remarkable attempt at sanitization. The burgers might be fresh, but this…?

3. Reebok

https://twitter.com/Reebok/status/1266792697941164032

“Without the black community… America would not exist” is absolutely true, but funny that you sorta gloss over the whole WHY THAT IS part.

2. Washington Redskins

https://twitter.com/Commanders/status/1267918269798850563

The issue isn’t really the #BlackoutTuesday opportunism, it’s the fact that the world has been asking them to change their racist-ass name for decades.

1. Washington Nationals

https://twitter.com/Nationals/status/1267998203418468354

Must be something in the Potomac water, because never have so many words been used to communicate so little since the last time the psychopath-in-chief opened his mouth.